cmon man me and the boys are hitting the wetlands after work. its 98 degrees, there's bugs, only 45 minutes of sunlight left and a storm is looming. you gotta pull up bro
bird incel: I’m beakcucked. one shade of plumage is the only difference between a nest and pathetic feathercope. Eat the black beetle, it’s over
Me: *hearing only hearing sweet chirping* handsome passerines a flutter in their buoyant reverie! glad tidings!
my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it