i'm a bumbling oaf of a man

my roommates are slowly returning the socks they accidentally stole from me and honestly it means a lot to me

can't say i'd be a good one but i'd be a really hot boyfriend

every time i've let someone hit me during sex i just get mad like man fuck you

this is me if u care

anyone in philadelphia and kind

i don't trust anybody without a they in their pronouns to tattoo me

the situationship that had me tweeting this shit

got a bad haircut so gotta start calling myself non binary for a minute until it grows out

really like this pic but don't know how to ignore the sadness in my eyes

blocking my ex has resulted in her subtweeting me about what i post in less time than it usually takes

need a shorty who's normal sized but looks tall in photos

ex girlfriend voice memo jumpscare

waking up to a shining sun through my window means so much to me

does anyone fuck with girls who strongly relate to cats who are deathly scared of the smallest movement while still craving connection

making bullshit poses in the mirror to pass the time

any stimulants i should try abusing

if i was a rich man i'd have the perfect combination of drugs to keep me awake and productive during the day and then actually able to sleep soundly at night

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