Glad to see I'm getting some followers. Just don't pull a knife on me. #NotCool

Andy just asked me to draw her like on of my French girls....

That's right Andy Allen, I'll be The Man of Your People! #AmIRight???

This twitter shit is more confusing than Lee on Nitrogen Narcosis.

Exactly why she killed Lee Allen for me. RT Andy Allen: #technicaldivers can penetrate deeper than #recdivers

Inappropriate Case Theories "THE RISK WAS TO DAMN HIGH"

Really? There's a Bailey Johnson on here? Now this is getting ridiculous.

Good Night #midlands , Reggie Rodgers and I have some procreating to do.

Time to break out the drinks! Hayden Hathaway (or Hayden Hathaway?)

from this point forth, I am going to always refer to Lee Allen as "Ariel" because simply diving underwater is "too mainstream"

What Ariel (Lee Allen) is up to now-

hey Andy Allen...

Yeah, let's just be honest. I was high the whole time. But Lee was on coke which is why he swung the knife at me #realtalk

Aww yeah. (I'm going to pretend that this is about me) RT Angel Duncan: My boss is better than yours. #NeptuneEmployee

Personally man, this whole trial thing is weighing me down. I just wanna be back on my boat.

Sorry. my finals are getting in the way of my tweets. #MidlandsCC

Time to check some weather.... #ItsRaininSideways!

court recess is almost up. Looking forward to all these lying bitches: Frankie Fernandez Reggie Rodgers Hayden Hathaway Angel Duncan

Ah. After a lovely trip to the Bahamas, it's good to be back online.

You all thought you were done with me.