Anyone else’s boyfriend set alarms every five minutes for like an hour before they’re due to get up in the morning and snooze every single one??? nippy doesn’t come close

Baked Camembert with garlic bread is honestly top tier

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

Don’t know why I waste my valuable time sending my boyfriend funny tweets every day when I get a big fat pie every time??

Two parking tickets in one week is a genuine shame man

Without my nose ring I am nothin

One thing about me... Imma go tf home. lmaoo

I will NOT eat up my money in 2022.🤣 I got food at home! I got food at home! I GOT FOOD AT HOME!!!

genuinely frightening how short term my memory is when it comes to whether or not I’ve locked my car lmao

someone needs to slap some sense into me to start saving more money

Ur telling me we was locked indoors for 2 years now we’re on the brink of world war 3 :)

if boris Johnston even thinks about dragging the uk into war I’m packing my bags and leaving

Look at the size of anti-war protestors in St Petersburg, Russia. Wow

Boris Johnson could never

twelve minutes on a stand up sunbed is not the same as twelve minutes lying down