When I speak up, I'm "rude." When I stay silent, I "have an attitude." At this point, I might as well just bark.

me after saying some wild ass shit & meaning every word…..

Is where you trust the toilet seats.

thinking your ex won’t find a better person than you

my antisocial ass realising i should’ve just stayed at home

Me trying to control my anger issues

as a human being…

ngeke nglunge vele kulemijolo yes’nigga ngoba ubiza bani nge bitch ?????

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

Propaganda I'm not falling for:

I will be pleased af too 😭

Kusasa u December 12 siyavala emsebenzini 🤲

I almost passed out from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

my antisocial ass realising i should’ve just stayed at home

“I work well under pressure” me under pressure:

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain

Me: What do you mean I look unapproachable? Also me 24/7:

that’s their problem.

"We are all adults here, right?" Me:

“Are you busy?” Me: “No” *Incoming video call*