“WSJ Business News: Brisk November Car Sales Likely to Add Momentum on.wsj.com/v65Ihu” Ginger Jensen

Shoo flu. I don't like you. #beingsicksucks

#bourbon4Christmas RT Jess Kirby: If u need ideas 4 Christmas gifts, I'm running low on post-its & candy & you can always send MakersMark

“Men's Humor: NEVER use emoticons when texting with another man. #GuyCode” Ginger Jensen

Why is it so easy for one little woman to bring a grown man to tears? #becauseshesmymom #proudmamasboy

@lynndeelou49 lies #bacon reigns supreme. Ginger Jensen can back me up

BACON (Noun)- 1. A type of meat derived from pig. 2. The main reason I'm not a vegetarian.

“Rin-E: my sister thinks the chiefs made the playoffs. Lol #yaright #FirstWorldProblems

“Ariana Stone: Always trust a man wearing a bow tie. #thesouth” Ginger Jensen Gregory Grimes Julio Rafael Aguilar Castillo

“ Men's Humor I wonder if the dude staring at himself at the gym sees the same douche bag I see?” @GymGinger wonder if he lifts at Ofit

Four goals for the blues 9 shots for the Avs. #domination #letsgoBLUES

“Men's Humor: Being a Wingman cannot be learned...it is a gift from the Gods. #Truth” Ginger Jensen Gregory Grimes

The only "man bag" you shall carry contains your testicles. #comMANdments

“TheFunnySexist: #3WordsWomenHate "That sandwich sucked!"” @Emmy9291 needs to work on this

Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings #ThingsBlamedOnLebron

#ThatAwkwardMoment when your sarcasm isn’t understood in a text.

Teaching the kids about scotch. Ginger Jensen @mdmayberry05