Rooster in Peace ✌🏼 Rooster Teeth

Gift cards are great because you get to keep them in your wallet for years and remember you have one as soon as you leave the store

I wonder if the pilot can hear us clapping or if they’re also cringing

If you work in entertainment, don’t forget to include “rejection” as a skill on your resume.

Millennials have always been given mixed messages. They tell us “to the moon” but also that “the sky’s the limit.”

And the Oscar goes to… Ozempic

People in LA have been celebrating Ramadan intermittently for years.

IDEA United Airlines - you should add an “Iftar Box” to your snack selection during #ramadan I had to break my fast on the plane today (because of a delay) and by the time it was sunset they ran out of food 🥹 Food for thought lol

It’ll be good for my mental health knowing people no longer have more followers than me on TikTok

Awww thanks cuz 🥰🙏🏼

Didn’t realize I could get in my 10,000 steps at Dulles

What’s the Arab version of St. Patrick’s Day?

ME: I made the Arab-American “40 Under 40!” MY MOM: And the “30 Over 30” who aren’t married yet

Petition for iPhones to erupt in confetti or lasers when you text “Eid Mubarak.” Apple what are your thoughts?

London! There’s a few tickets left for the show TOMORROW June 22! Grab them before they’re gone 🇬🇧🎤🎟️ #london westendcomedy.co.uk/shows/reem-eda…

Dublin! See U Next Tuesday? In Stitches Comedy Club 👇🏼🎟️ institchescomedy.com/event-details/…

Dublin! Ireland! Comedy! Tuesday! Come!!! institchescomedy.com/event-details/…

Biden out here like the Princess of Dubai: “I drop out, I drop out, I Drop Out.”

Host: How will you secure the white woman vote? Trump: Dogs. I’ll say they’re eating dogs. #Debate2024 #Debatenight #HarrisTrumpDebate2024

I don’t know what’s worse: flying on September 11 or having my return flight on Friday the 13th.