To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

On this date in 1978 #Blondie released their third studio album. What are your favourite tracks from 'Parallel Lines'?

'Tornado' hits Luton as streets flooded and cars submerged outside London standard.co.uk/news/uk/floodi…

Lots of problems on the TfL network this morning caused by the heavy rain: - No Metropolitan and Piccadilly line btwn Rayners Ln and Uxbridge - No London Overground btwn South Acton and Richmond - No District line btwn Turnham Green and Richmond More: bbc.in/3Zz82oP

Probably woke half the punters up lol

A beautiful rose between 2 big binned hairy faced thorns 😎

No chef but these Chicken, Bacon and Leek pies were 😍🥧

Tesco's chicken nuggets:

The Penguin 🐧

Blackburn Rovers have informed us that Saturday is now 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧 ⚠️ No tickets will be available on matchday ❌ If you're making the trip, make sure you've got yours before 2pm on Friday! 🎫

Can do that as VP

Sausages? Blast your eyes Keir! #Blackadder

Sausage Party Conference

Thai Green Chicken Curry and Chicken Satay Skewers 😍😛

Happy Birthday Andy Logic he is 21 again and live on Eruption Radio right now join the celebrations below 🎂🔈🍻 Eruptionradio.uk

Small Faces 😎 Baby don't you do it 🔊

The Rotherhithe Tunnel is closed because of a collision, causing queues on the A13 and through Bermondsey, along with adding to delays towards the Blackwall Tunnel and Tower Bridge. #BBCLondonTravel

Cracking up 🤣🤣👀

Probably best to avoid Chancery Lane 🚧🚙⛔️

Boobs been a while 😂👀 not looking though