"He drives, I shoot." 🔫 NEW ACCOUNT 🚘 Sarah Martin 🔫 Married to @FatalTransport 🚘 Daughter of Alina Romanoff. Parody. John J Rambo. Parody. 🔫 Sister of Katelyn Wick. 🚘 Part of @DevilsRejectHub Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #Transporter 🔫 RT

"I'm just gonna file that under who gives a shit." 🔫 Flipped account 🍺 Raylan Givens 🔫 Deputy US Marshal 🍺 Married to @TexanBadge 🔫 Part of Outlaw Guns Hub. Parody. and others 🍺 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Justified 🍺 RT

"Always be cool." 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Boyd Crowder 🔫 Former coal miner 🔫 Married to @OutlawRadiant 🔫 Part of Outlaw Guns Hub. Parody. and others 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Justified 🔫 RT

"Fine. I'll put some clothes on and we'll go bring my sister in for questioning." 🔫 NEW ACCOUNT 🍺 Jenna Randolph 🔫 Deputy US Marshal 🍺 Taken by @RangerNLawman 🔫 Sister of @OutlawRadiant 🍺 Part of Outlaw Guns Hub. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🍺 #Justified 🔫 RT

"I'm just a hard guy to kill in general." 🔫 NEW ACCOUNT 🍺 Martin Riggs 🔫 Kentucky State Police Detective 🍺 Former Navy Seal 🔫 Part of Outlaw Guns Hub. Parody. 🍺 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #LethalWeapon #Justified 🍺 RT

"Somebody mixed my medicine And somebody's in my head again..." 🎶 Flipped account 🎙 Taylor Momsen Shadows 🚬 Lead singer of The Pretty Reckless 💊 Married to M. Shadows ☠ // Parody 🎶 Got turned into a vampire on our Texas tour 🎙 Part of @DevilsRejectHub 🚬 Written by #BoneHead 💊 RT

"This is the house, come on in.." 🎙 Flipped #RpPimp account 🚬 Rob Zombie 🔪 Rocker, director, vampire 🎙 Married to Sheri Moon Zombie (Fan Account) // Radiant Parody 🚬 @ us your requests 🔪 Part of @DevilsRejectHub 🎙 Written by #BoneHead 🚬 #Parody 🔪 RT

"And I have been a slave to the Judas in my mind" 🎙 Revamped account 🎙 Now an #RpPimp 🎙 Chris Jericho 🎙 Rocker, wrestler, vampire 🎙 Married to Maria Brink (Jericho) Parody. 🎙 @ us your requests 🎙 Part of @DevilsRejectHub 🎙 Written by #BoneHead 🎙 #Parody 🎙 RT

"Devils MC ain' nothin' ya wanna mess with." 🔫 NEW ACCOUNT 🚬 Colt Crowder 🍺 President of the Devils MC of Harlan, Kentucky 🔫 Cousin of @ArticulateFelon 🚬 Part of Outlaw Guns Hub. Parody. Teller-Trager. Parody. 🍺 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Justified #SOA 🚬 RT

"Lemme get my boots on then we can go on down ta the clubhouse." 🚬 Flipped account 💋 Cherri Bishop 🚬 Former hooker at Audrey's 💋 Ol lady and wife of @RhymesNBikes 🚬 Part of Outlaw Guns Hub. Parody. Teller-Trager. Parody. 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🚬 #Justified #SOA 💋 RT

"So that's a yes to me driving the Charger?" 💋 Revamped account 🚘 Alexa B Toretto 🛠 Mechanic 🚘 Married to @MercNGuns 🔫 Twin sis of Mrs Mikaela Witwicky 🛡 // Radiant Parody 🚘 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. 🛠 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #SOA #FastAndFurious #Transformers #Marvel 💋 RT

"Even my ol lady yells Prospect at me." ☠ Kip Half Sack Epps ☠ Prospect of SAMCRO ☠ My ol lady is Jenna Telford. ☠ Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. ☠ Written by #BoneHead ☠ #SonsOfAnarchy ☠ RT

"You got this?" 🛠 Dominic Toretto 🚘 Mechanic and street racer 🛠 Married to my ride or die 𝑳𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝑻𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒐 | RADIANT PARODY 🚘 Dad of @MercNGuns 🛠 Brother of Mia O'Connor. Parody. 🚘 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. 🛠 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #SOA #FastAndFurious 🛠 RT

"It was such a bad sandwich." 💋 Mia O'Connor 🚘 Street racer and bad sandwich maker 💋 Married to Brian O'Connor // A Radiant Parody 🚘 Sis of Dominic Toretto. Parody 💋 Bestie of 𝑳𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝑻𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒐 | RADIANT PARODY 🚘 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #SOA #FastAndFurious 💋 RT

"Got your list." 🔫 Flipped account 💋 Margarita Shaw aka Madam M 🔫 Provides weapons for the various crews of WEA 💋 Married to Deckard Shaw // A Radiant Parody 🔫 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. Avengers HQ. Parody. 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastandFurious #HobbsandShaw #Marvel 💋 RT

"Took longer than I expected." 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Mr. Nobody 🔫 Director of World Espionage Agency 🔫 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastandFurious #Marvel 🔫 RT

"I'm trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time. 'Cause I'm really good at it." 🔫 Luke Hobbs 🔫 Mercenary for WEA 🔫 Married to @RadiantMerc 🔫 Part of Teller-Trager. Parody. Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastandFurious #HobbsAndShaw #Marvel 🔫 RT

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