The one downside of being just under 6 feet tall is I have to deliver the news to every single trans girl who says she's 6 feet they're wrong while being taller then them always

One of the greatest dms I've ever gotten

I love how in the alien universe the robots think xenomorphs are so sick that they are willing to rewrite all ethics and programming Ironically this is very similar to how I feel about hot guys

Realist thing I've ever seen on this website I still got beef with the other gay kid in my hometown

Someone say they think I'm beautiful rn or I'll explode

A fun thing about being out at work is everyone knows I'm trans but I've been stealth in public since ffs so I get treated way worse at work then anywhere else "I just don't know how these pronouns work " Like Jan idk what to tell you here the doctor asks if I'm pregnant

My boobs are the sun and the moon , destined to never meet

Sorry I ran over your dad with my car you just tweet like someone with a bad dad

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George rr Martin introducing a femboy on the wall for jon to fuck only to not write another book for 15 years is actual queer baiting

Look into my eyes and see that you want to help me get 20k followers by retweeting ⌚

Yu gi oh people is there a red eyes and blue eyes fusion I'm really stoned and dont get why that never happened

I think if I could go back in time and stop Duke Devlin from putting Joey in the dog costume there would be 1000x less barking in my dms

Watching Gundam for the first time ever Is seed a good starting point

Being a Canadian sports fan is having your favorite college football team be Michigan because of the dad from 8 simple rules