if she got a phone, just focus on urself bro

Ernie Clement is beaten to shit and putting on one of the best postseason performances in #BlueJays history. I feel like I'm covering the NHL playoffs and will learn on the final day that he's been playing with a broken arm and a broomstick where his left leg used to be.

Hey ! Max Scherzer 💙⚾️❤️ #Expos #MontrealBaseball

Who could’ve predicted using the worst pitcher on your staff would lead to two blown games???

Goodnight to everyone but John Scheider

Toronto Blue Jays gotta be playing this on repeat and using it as fuel. Take 2 at home and go to the god damn dance

Sleep well tonight… Goodnight 🌙

This Shohei Ohtani game is one of the most insane performances of domination I’ve ever seen what the fuck

Baseball sucks!

If you are a Blue Jays fan dming or commenting on the instagram of Brendon Little, his wife, or his family you do not deserve to enjoy the beauty of sports. Can’t believe I even have to say that

Goalie interference in the NHL is literally ruining the game. They never ever get it right. It’s awful for the brand of hockey.

Blue Jays Mariners playing a World War III series and the Dodgers playing in a spring training 4 game series 😭😭😭 unbelievable

I mean it could be worse, could be the Brewers #WANTITALL

Call up the Pentagon. This is proof that aliens live among us.

Got a really good dm: If the Toronto Blue Jays lose this series that means they either went 1-3 at home or 0-3 in the ALCS. If that’s the case they didn’t deserve this. They’ve been dogs at home all season. 2 games to go, One game at a time let’s fukin ride.

I don’t even play anymore and I’m replaying all the big scenarios of game 5 in my head. 😒

The blue jays will fucking win this series. Fuck Seattle for booing George when he was injured. You deserve nothing, and you will get nothing.

Scottie Barnes (31p/6r/4a/3s) saves his best for last... & sparks Toronto's preseason finale W ‼️

My dog asked me why Little was brought in to pitch last night. That’s how obviously stupid that was.

I'm still sour about last night's game #WANTITALL