Another wee bit of my empire in Bo'ness now. Soon to come New York, London, Paris, Tarbrax.

I got a couple of days before they removed me.

We are now all in the Fucking Twilight Zone 😳

An inaction toy has been made of me. It sits in a shop chair all day grumbling & only gets up when it can be arsed. Available to buy in Templetons, Woolworths & Fine Fare.

Just incase emdy was heading through to the wilds of West Lothian. Ye never know!

Yassss!

Yassss! Some drummer Perky was by the way. I learnt everything from him. Well, him & Tony Thompson.

Wankers! How we thought a guy who did shit impressions of Deputy Dawg & another guy that did fuck all but pull greetin faces were funny I’ll never know.

A cyclist rang his wee bell at me for walking on his cycle path earlier. Wanker! In Bannermans now starting on the Guinness.

Some place the Edinburgh. They've even got a vet for yer pets willy.

Fucks sake Edinburgh! I had heard about this place. Someone's been on the Midori.

The great man. Neither King Nor Kaiser!

Dunno why I bothered looking for records in the Edinburgh charity shops. £10 for a Shakin' Stevens LP & £8 for a Leo Sayer one 😂

Went on a mission to find records at a salvage yard. Somehow I got off the bus too early and ended up here. No records were seen, raked through or bought. Hauf jaiked!

Back to shop the morra after a 10 day randan & i can't be arsed.

My first day back & £10 punk records are also back!

More #sportswashing of israel through bowls coming to #Scotland Let's make sure they get the welcome they deserve 🍉

Test played a fair few so far today. The Damned, Athletico Spizz 80, Rezillos, Stranglers, Sham 69. Now this classic.

My garden is a wildlife garden. All the creatures can do as they want. The slugs eat my hostas, the birds and the hedgehogs eat the slugs, the wee mouse steals the food for birds and my baby caterpillars are thriving 🐛🦋

I found the first Professionals annual. I was watching them on tv one day when my boy walked in 'Whit the fuck is this shite?' then started laughing. I was gonnae frogmarch him out the front door but then remembered he's near 6ft & was a decent puncher upper 😂🤕