My mate 'Banty Alcock' has joined alcoholics anonymous... he still drinks but he uses a false name! 👍😂 #cheers

My mate 'Banty' Alcock phoned the council to request permission for a skip outside his house. The lady from the council said "go for it fatty, it will do you good!" 👈😳👉

No problem... Oxygen thieves. Go and steal a living somewhere else, if you can find a club stupid enough to put up with your shi£e!!! 👍 #nopassionorpride #mufc

I remember when I smoked & my mate 'Banty Alcock' told me he was off on holiday, so I asked him to bring me 800 fags back. When he got back he gave me the cigs and I asked him how much I owed him He said. "£385" "F#c* me! Where you been?" I asked. "Great Yarmouth" he replied. 😳

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It's a start!!! 👍

I remember when I smoked & my mate 'Banty Alcock' told me he was off on holiday, so I asked him to bring me 800 fags back. When he got back he gave me the cigs and I asked him how much I owed him He said. "£385" "F#c* me! Where you been?" I asked. "Great Yarmouth" he replied. 😳

Ruben Amorim said he is not concerned about his job at the end of another day when a previous step forward was followed by another one back. "It is not my decision. I will do the best I can every minute I am here." #mufc

⭐️Sunshine has broken over a once cold & dark land... as the 'antichrist' has been slain!!! 👊 #MUFC

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Saturday night... Utd win, a bottle of wine and a Chinese!!! #Perfect #mufc

Very sad (and shocked) to hear that 'Mani' from The Stone Roses has died. Thoughts with his family and friends 🌹

Anyone remember the LMTB? #MUFC

#lufc = Forever our feeder club!!! 👍#MUFC

It's been so cold out there today, I saw a scouser with his hands in his OWN pockets!!! 👈😳👉

My mate Banty Alcock says his missus wears black because it's slimming, complements her personality & 'showcases' the hair from her cat all at the same time👍

Wine Fact: 🍷 Monterey, Santa Barbara, and Sonoma counties all get plenty of fog, which make those places really great for growing pinot noir! 🍇👍😎