Listen up Fuckface: The bridge exists, your facts don’t, and “ice hockey” will still be here long after you’re dead. Plus you’re a rapist & a pedophile and we all hate your fucking guts up here. So, in closing, go fuck yourself you senile sack of shit.

ALL BY MYSELF

Good morning! The warmer temps here are making it feel like spring, and I'll take it for as long as it lasts.😄 Happy Wednesday!

Good morning & happy Thursday. I hope everyone has a great day!

Good morning & happy Friday! I'm looking forward to some good food and relaxation. That's all I need after a busy week. Have a great day!

Good morning & Happy Valentine's Day! Taken or single, I hope you feel loved today!❤️🩷

Stylin’, Profilin’, And Valentine Vibin’. Happy Valentine’s Day! WOOOOO!

Special dinner tonight. NY Strip, coconut shrimp & garlic butter green beans.❤️🩷

My first time making a brownie pudding. The top tastes like the edges of a brownie, and the inside is the consistency of cake... but tastes slightly undercooked like a lava cake. Nice texture & delicious.😋

Good morning! I hope everyone has a calm & relaxing Sunday!

“The perfect cosplay doesn’t exi…”

Piper had awesome hair

Good morning. Two thumbs down because it's Monday, but I hope everyone can still have a great day!

My biggest troll moment was watching a 22 yr old kid livestream some ASMR on Twitch, so I asked him if he did ASMR for women who were going through menopause. When he read my comment out loud, he didn't know how to pronounce 'menopause' but said, "I do ASMR for all people."😆

Yes, Michigan: You get 2 cookies

Good morning! It's Twosday!😉 Double your coffee, and have a great day!

Good morning! This week is dragging. I wish I could sleep until the weekend. But I'm gonna keep marching forward & I wish you all a happy Wednesday. 🐪

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Good morning! Detroit won't see the sun today, but at least all that dirty snow has melted, and that's good enough for me.😄 Have a great Thursday!

This beauty is getting hung in the kitchen as soon as the frame for it arrives. I know what you're thinking... and no, it's not a Picasso.😆🤣