I was always indifferent to Taylor Swift, but I thought her recent appearance on her boyfriend's podcast was cute, and charming. She seemed laid back and relaxed. It was adorable. And while I don't think this is horrible - I understand she has to stay relevant and it's more and

It's a long article, but this says everything you need to know: "The course was led online by Jamie Marich, Ph.D. who listed her pronouns as she/they/we and is a clinical trauma specialist." These women are going to inadvertently end the trend of navel gazing.

I've said this before, and obviously I need to say it again. Do not text me before 9am CST unless it's an emergency. I got a text this morning at 4:45am. It was not an emergency, just conversational. I managed to get back to sleep and then got another text at 5:58 am. Also

Found 'em!

I should have used a better plate to present this, but it's so beautiful I had to share.

Are there any authors or celebrities who might want to do a blurb for my upcoming humor book? I don't want to put anyone on the spot, but if you are interested, DM me and I'll send you a sample. I'm planning to publish in the next day or two so there isn't much time. TYVM

This is why you don't disturb what little sleep moms actually manage to get.

It starts today!!! Minnesota State Fair!

Best thing you will see probably for the rest of the year. Sound on.

This is why you split the seedlings.

Wait, the left is upset that there were fewer murders and carjackings in DC this week? Do I have that right?

Do you want more crime or less crime?

I'm watching Finneas and Ashe perform on the Today Show. No auto tune, lyrics you can hear and make sense. They're both dressed modestly and everyone is smiling. We really are back.

So what do you think they've found at Bolton's house?

Why does everyone think it's dildos? Have I missed a scandal?

This is my all time favorite GIF. It conveys how I feel about most of the silly things here so well. Which is your favorite?

So the weirdest thing happened tonight at the Petco. It used to be normal, but it's been so long since I experienced it I forgot about it. As I was leaving there was a couple in front of me also leaving. Husband and wife. The wife walked through the door and the husband stood