How is Taylor Swift writing a new album? She hasn't dated anyone. "She's gonna start dating girls."- Meg "I swear to god I will kill her"-me

I ain't mad about this performance, Gaga. At least we can tell you're singing live. Kudos on that. The Andy/Marilyn shout out is good, too.

P.s. Being Gaga's backup dancer must be a gay man's dream. P.s.s. This two piece is amazory. #mermaids

"I'm all hot and bothered because I need attention" -Taylor Swift about her stupid ex boyfriend. UGHHHHH STOP DANCING!

Aw, I wanted my hotness Miley to win, but Selena is precious. Megan just won for best comment so far (regarding Taylor clapping for Selena)

"Awww, I'm so happy for my brown friend!" Taylor Swift's thoughts. We hate her.

I really don't care that people hate her now for whatever the fuck reason. Do what you want, especially if it's to make out with meeeee.

Robin, we ain't mad about that suit. And I would kill to have her dance on me like that. Unfffffff, god she's perfect.

Liz and Kacy have joined the party, just in time for all 4 of us to FREAK OUT about how hot Macklemore is in his mint suit is. #indiehiphop

I could have easily done with three more minutes of my man instead of Kanye. God, he is so fucking hot. I can't even handle it.

Taylor Swift is setting women back 20 years. Be classy, Tay. Men do not define you, and they definitely do not define your career.

Macklemore bringing the truth once again. Gay rights ARE human rights.

We all have chills right now, and Megan has a paper bag in case she hyperventilates. Justin, we love you.

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@kemartin_10 I sincerely hope you don't think that line's about me ;)

@kemartin_10 I hate you.

@kemartin_10 "I want Judd Nelson!!!"

@kemartin_10 acid wash is always a yay! Just gotta make sure those shits fit right, so you don't look like you weigh 3432 pounds!

@kemartin_10 DYING at #notthecop and yes, we need a girl's day soon! Eyebrows and DIY acid wash!

@kemartin_10 I think it's been happening for a while now, but I'm still too ashamed to admit I like it. Haha. #reputationtouphold