And my second favorite thing is that I texted him jokingly and said, “ can you take me on a date where I can wear a dress?” YESTERDAY and he’s taking me on one TODAY

Idk how to explain but back in the early 2000s rappers used to FINE. I’m talking fine FINE FINE. Now rappers are ugly

Not the Yankees trying to be relevant after the Dodgers announced Shohei as the starting pitcher 😭 they so messy

I’ve started getting out of social events lately by saying “well I know I can talk forever so it’s time to cut me off.” And people think it’s hilarious and we all have a good laugh and leave. As it should be.

The Incredibles is the best superhero movie made, right? Like hands down?

She’s perfect

SINNER!!!!! LET’S GO

George Ezra was made for me and I was made for listening to George Ezra

The Lazy Girl Guide to Life: do things that require less ✨

The astronaut Birkenstocks unfortunately do go hard as fuck 🚀

Starting to tell astrology people my other sign is a Slytherin just to see how they keep up

I’m in the club holla’n a bay bay

Is the library, a library, any library the most magical place on earth

I cannot express how fun it is to root for Baker Mayfield

My favorite time of the year is here; Jameis Winston starting for an NFL team.

Asked one of my best friends how annoyed she was on a scale of 1-10 and she said, “A seven, so not that bad” NOT THAT BAD

Chris Godwin 🐙

OCTOPUS!!! 🐙

There’s something so therapeutic about being inside the corner liquor store

Not the Uber commercial about the daughter / father fight coming on while my dad and I are sitting on the couch watching football. Look over and we both have tears in our eyes lmaoooo. I’ll always be my father’s daughter.