Being pregnant at the same time as Britney was def not on my life Bingo card

Good Night My Sweet Ones.

Just went to my moms house and she’s not here and neither is her car but found her car keys i bet she lost

It’s really sad to me that the art of actually RSVPing to physical invitations has completely disappeared w our generation.

My homemade barbacoa bowl deserves a tweet. Move over chipotle. Yeah, i said it.

is this work place harassment?

still feels like a dream ✨ #ivfpregnancy

New fan here @steftsitsipas 💁🏻‍♀️ (cc Χριστίνα 🇬🇷)

0/10 recommend eating a Buffalo chicken wrap from arbys before masking up in the doctors office waiting room.

7/8/22 Bristow, VA Showtime: 7:07pm-11:00pm.   Jay Lane on drums.  Next Show: Sun. 7/10/22 Philadelphia! 7pm ET showtime, don't be late!! #DeadandCoTour2022 📷: Matt Busch

ate dinner at 445 tonight 🤙🏼🤰🏻 Stella's Constantine Giavos

Otw to have a baby but had to get nachos first

Better late than never Twitter: meet Olive ⭐️

Damn it’s cool to have a daughter when your best friend also has a daughter 🥹 (had 2 post on Hunter 🌆 preferred network)

Except that 10-3, some days when i feel like i can leave my baby w my mom.

Gonna go absolutely wild tonight! (530 dinner res with two kids under two)

me logging into twitter for the first time in like a year to make sure i just ACTUALLY felt an earthquake in Bali.