Hahahah remember in school when someone would start ‘hmmmm’ing and the teacher couldn’t tell who it was cause their mouth was closed and then more people would join in hahah the best days

Do you believe in the law of attraction?

Working in retail made me realise I should wash every item of clothing I buy before wearing it because the amount of sweaty snotty people that could have tried it on/ bought/ returned it liek ew

$1.1 billion raised to rebuild a poxy church when I’m out here not trying to get a job and asking my parents for money for everything...maybe I need that 1.1 billion ever think of that.....sick fucking world we live in

This was the most fun I’ve had in a while hahaha

Oh how things have changed between Maura and Tommy over the summer. #LoveIsland

dunno if I want a shot or to be shot

Selling a standing ticket for the Jonas Brothers on the 31st pm if interested #ticketfairy

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I want to block the word coronavirus from my life

Would u be arsssseddddddd

Don’t miss an opportunity to say I love you.

Hilarious that my ex who sent me abusive texts for months, calling me every name under the sun after we broke up is a PT talking about how he helps people to ‘transform both their body and mind’

last night at work this mans phone that was fully decapitated still worked to pay for drinks