Lies, nothing is better out of plastic

Channel 4 needs to grow up and stop putting 2nd episodes first. Nearly just ruined the next 24 hours in police custody because I just pressed play

Bloody enjoyed it #UTFR *cue it was only Barnsley*

There were 115 seconds between our two goals… 🤣👀

Weathers positively glorious in Manchester. Thank god the roof doesn’t leak at OT 🙄

Justice.

With Arteta having 12 men I wonder what excuses he’s going to pull out his arse after this game

History repeats itself: 1999, a 10 man United beat Arsenal in the FA cup with a penalty saved by a goalkeeper wearing green to keep MUFC in the game.

Left a bit early and said to the guy next to me they’ll score now. 🫠

87 yr old grandma, no interest in football whatsoever but always makes a point of listening out for Utd because of me. Rang for my weekly Sunday call ‘they’ve lost again haven’t they, are they just not very good’ Spot on grandma x

Grandma rang back, she said ‘are city worse?’

Scary to think where we would be without him. #Bruno #UTFR 🎱

1 year ago on this day, Amad Diallo scored the winner in front of the Stretford End in Jurgen Klopp’s final season, 120th minute. GOOSEBUMPS.😍🔴 x.com/RVNBall_/statu…

anyone else have House of Bamboo replaying in their head this week?

We’re never gonna stop 🛑

Moments like this with my United family ❤️ 4-1 #UTFR Danjo

A city united by a rock and roll band. What a time we’ve had 🐝 #oasislive25

Big respect to the bloke face-timing someone the view of his view of #Oasis on #GallagherHill last night. 😂 The calibre of memes that this tour has produced already is nothing short of top-tier. 👌 📸: Bec

Not bad for my first proper away 😮‍💨 B’allon Dorgu #UTFR