Quick philosophical question: what's worse, a tardy fart or a farty tard?

Quick PSA from Kurt Metzger "Security: It doesn't work and they're just spying on us. Does anybody know why?" 😂😂 #DerpWithKurp

I'm not so much flamboyant as phlegm-blowing

Anyone see that sequel to "Scent of a Woman"? It's called "MMM Seafood".

Is it mere coincidence that 'fetus' sounds like 'feed us'?

"What I now believe is... I can't even believe what I believe now." — #KurtMetzger #DerpwithKerp Couldn't've put it better myself. REALLY following the evidence, REAL science, in this world - sure makes your head spin.

Satanists to satanist: Wanna wake up sleeping masses? Wanna tell em what u think u know? Do ur worst. U'll be mocked, ridiculed & bang ur head against the wall til the day u die. Metzger: I was already gonna do that! 😂 Maybe/hopefully thats why his GATE stint 'didnt work out'

Mr. Mackey knows. #SouthPark

Shouldn't Jude Law be Jewish? 🤔

Sister of a Down

"No matter how paranoid or conspiracy minded you are what the government is actually doing is much worse." —William Blum, U.S. State Department systems analyst (1961–1967), from Rogue State: A Guide to the World's Only Superpower (3rd ed., 2006, p. 286)

This speech hits different now that we know exactly who JFK is talking about and they killed him

Thanks to her heavy period, she was really gushing over me.

"Why would anyone not be a 'conspiracy theorist' [by now], unless they're either in on it or a fucking moron?" — Kurt Metzger Couldn't have phrasef it better myself

Israeli Secret Intelligence Service

Few men in history have caused more confusion than Confucius's evil brother.

Gastronomy is the precurser to asstronomy.

Have you seen the gaping porn version of The Expendables? It's called The Expandables.