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I'm thinking about whether CAT/SPLIT can make LN-Symmetry, CatVM, and btc++ preparation.

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Huge. Fingers crossed that the whole CSW saga is coming to a close. He has lived off this grift for much much too long.

Still thinking about this guy. Banana splits are sandwiches.

CTV+CSFS+IKEY+SPLIT.

LN Symmetry (Eltoo), CatVM, Purrfect Vault, Zero-conf bonds (via CHECKSPLITSIG emulation), Cold Channels, Timeout Trees, Ark and similar, etc. etc. etc.

SPLIT is about equivalent to 520-byte CAT,…

If you want to learn more about script + covenants, we’re doing a deep dive at bitcoin++ in Austin this year

The conference is from May 1-4 at the Palmer Events Center.

Breakfast + Lunch are included each day!

Get your tickets here:
btcpp.dev/conf/atx24

Something filterooooors need to learn.

Either make non-grift behavior more profitable by enabling large-scale UTXO sharing, or softfork the filters into consensus law.

'Can you go back through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with A.I.?'

Lightning works fine, actually

May the guix builds commence.

THE GASLIGHTING NETWORK:

- 'Don't believe your own memories of using LN non-custodially on a daily basis for countless times in the last few years, but believe fraudulent marketing claims by shitcoin scammers about you never actually doing what you actually did and do'

- 'Don't…

if you're a senior engineer and you haven't held at least one position for at least three years, sure you've FA, but you probably haven't ever FO

staff requires experience in FA+FO

Many ages ago I was trained as a defensive driver. I would never make a lane change under this circumstance. Hope this dashcam clip serves as a great example why. I’ve been reporting this to the team since v10 so I hope the E2E highway release will address this issue. This is…

My personal conspiracy theory is that there is no conspiracy. Instead, we are a bunch of barely-evolved chimpanzees making big decisions with too little information, and enough good decisions happen to slightly edge out the bad decisions.

someone is spending a 14 year old coinbase reward from block 52565 👀
mempool.space/tx/9bef3e724f9…

Warmaking has become increasingly unlimited in the fiat age, as financing has moved away from war taxes and war bonds and towards quiet borrowing

This is very well-documented

Thread and essay here with data and statistics that will surprise you 🧵

bitcoinmagazine.com/culture/how-th…

This was peak software design