Donald J. Trump Satellites. They know what's up.

How long am I legally obligated to hold my pee when she falls asleep like this?

The most dangerous thing anyone can do is make this situation *only* about Trump and ignore both the broader criminal apparatus holding him up and the institutional complicity and rot that let him in.

Tonight, in Mineral Wells, Texas When a Greg Abbott supporter laughs, yes, laughs out loud so everyone could hear, while Beto described the massacre of 19 children and 2 teachers in Uvalde, Beto quite appropriately lets loose with a MF. Yep. It was a pretty good one too.

Guess which one of us does not have insomnia right now.

At 52, drinking a LOT, I tried to go 4 days without. Getting to dryday #1 was hard. Today +1 year and -45 lbs. Pearl coming into my life one year ago is no mere coincidence. I know this Tweet is shallow but I'm proud of myself and damn thankful for her. Never give up. Fight.

Couldn’t agree more, Rick. And if anyone else wants to read your plan to put Social Security and Medicare on the chopping block, they should go to joebiden.com/rickscottsplan. Thanks for stopping by.

I'mma be honest. If Jamie Raskin ran for President, I wouldn't hate it a whole lot.

The home will never know about it and he won't remember it but he knew we drank some Christmas spirits just like we do every year. Cheers, Dad. 🍹🎄 🥂

A reminder that Jim Jordan called a 10 year old rape victim, a liar. Then he deleted his tweet, and never apologized after the rapist was arrested and confessed. Jordan is a coward and a colossal piece of shit.

If you don’t respect our troops, you can’t lead them.

The Washington Post's headline — late in arriving, but on the mark when it did — makes the original header at the New York Times sound almost surreal: "Trump takes Veterans day speech in a very different direction." That's quiescent.

This is fantastic. Well done all involved

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