Got dirty outside today

People are going to have fun sh00ting these down

Okay. I'm going to try again. Let's see if I'm able to absorb advice without getting mad.

How is everyone's weekend going?

I'm outside again

It’s official! My book The Boy Who Walked Himself Home is now for sale. This story has lived in me for a long time, and now it’s out in the world. I wrote this book for anyone who’s ever felt lost, abandoned, or like they had to find their way alone. This is my story. And

Mark Houghton

It’s a new week and I’m looking to lose another few dozen followers so… Boomers did this.

They think we forgot about Fort Knox. We didn’t. Time for a full audit. 🏛️🇺🇸

Don't you hxte when your shorts get all sweaty and bunched up?

We live in the weirdest of times. Apparently movies can't have any form of nudity if a child is in the movie, but photo-real prosthetics are fine even with a child present. Maybe just don't write kids into your hxrny horror movie?

Engagement is so down on both my accounts. Did I become ugly or are people just tired of seeing me? 🤔

My engagement is so down I keep almost posting pole on main 🍆

They should let Jared Leto do his own cut of the movie

Me and who?

What's your experience with getting approved for an apartment? Is 3x rent a hard rule?

Spaces should just be a few approved speakers. I don't do them because they always devolve into chaos.

It's ozempic.

I'm pro global warming

This is a cat.