(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway

watching Hocus Pocus and thinking about Max's Hellraiser skateboard again

How life feels when there’s an Animal Crossing update coming

real ones never quit

i love a “this is us” ass girl like yeah babe, we are those two hashbrowns

hey i'm doing my best!!

period Frida

[tune of super freak] she's a very sleepy girl.......the kind you tuck under the covers.....

Hi everyone! I’m doing my annual Operation Santa fundraiser! Any bit helps to make these three families have a great Christmas

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

did you seriously just make this house a home

glass of fucking water i love you so goddamn much . Thank you Glass of Water.

I sold a turtleneck online and the woman who bought it gave me three stars because the neck hole was small and it pissed me off so I messaged her saying, "sorry big head" and she changed the review to one star lmao.

using * to correct my mistakes instead of editing the text cus i’m a real one

when a man and a woman love each other very much, they watch a movie together...

first of all, it’s called Supernova Girl…..

it would be more interesting and beneficial to do a show about sanitation workers, postal workers, wood workers, literally any other people with a real job that actually contributes to the world

sometimes i try a really complicated new recipe. sometimes i cook something that would suit a 6-year-old instead. sometimes i just heat up a frozen meal. sometimes i order delivery. this is my truth and it could be yours too. if you put the phone down