Oi oi geezers I’m in a #Gunners bar and just watched the #Gunners score a bunch of goals. If anyone finds out I support whoever the #Gunners hate such as West Ham Sandwich or West Chelsea, then I fear it could absolutely kick off, and that would be quite the commotion.

I can’t stress enough how much this signals the death of #boxng, This is like James Dyson suddenly declaring that vacuums are bad for your health. I’ve never seen anyone twerk so hard for the sorry state of British #boxing before. Even she HATES it now. It’s over.

Lose about 5 stone (70 lbs) pal.

When they are Irish, fight they cannot.

Going to blow this lazy assertion of Matt’s wide open by getting on that train later today and making a serious pest of myself.

Sincerely hope this isn’t AI.

Have my #woke flag ready for the boxing at the o2 on Saturday night! #Boxing 🇬🇧

Hi AI I’d like a St George’s cross football sticker with little bits in each corner to show segments of who I am as a person. Top left: “Taking drugz with Jacob Rees Muggz” Top right: “Ban women’s boxing” Bottom left: _ \ | / _ (hash) Bottom right: “Ban women’s boxing”

THIS. IS. GREAT. #ART.

Got fuck all on these geezers!

Hammered my timeline campaigning for a seat somewhere in the arse end of Wales for the past month. Only to be beaten by the Farmers Union.

Missing my pals, Little Leaver’s Meat Cleaver, The Baby Face Asssassin, Nigel Benn’s Son, Mike Bensonn, The Bomber, The Jackal, Geordie Golovkin, Edwin Valero, The Bodysnatcher, Scott “Scott Quigg” Quigg and so many more I’ve missed off. Love you all. ❤️

A stone cold classic to start the #BoringVinylWanker day. The Jesus and Mary Chain proving, somewhat surprisingly, that there's more to Scotland than alcoholism and inexplicably and unnecessarily battering confectionery.

Welcome to the home of the greats, Gary Neville. The Manchester United legend has been inducted into the Premier League Hall of Fame. ✨

Lots of talk about the great Kray Twins and for me, the modern day version of those legends has to be Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 & Liam Tuffs. 🇬🇧 Stand up to their enemies 🇬🇧 Patriots 🇬🇧 Look after their mothers (and all of our women) 🇬🇧 One of them is rumoured to be gay 🇬🇧 Real men

I always knew the “proud Scouser” act was just to appeal to a certain fan base, and if it helps him sell tickets, then so be it. This is the real Jamie Webster. Well-spoken, articulate, and the Pride of Britain. Well done lad.

Just to reiterate my support for and belief in the very mighty Jam Tarts (that’s another word for Hearts, from Midlothian, which is a fancy way of saying Edinburgh). I’ve been there from the start and I’ll continue to be there so long as they keep humiliating the Old Firm.

Cancer from spring rolls? Are people lighting them up and smoking them like a fat, veggie joint? Please confirm if this is true Dr Disrespect Dr Jordan B Peterson Dr. Dre TheSawDoctors because I am in deep trouble if so.

What are the biggest mistakes you have ever made as an adult? My real life mate once got 3 tickets to see Radiohead abroad and one of us pulled out so I introduced my twitter mate called Dec who really wanted to go, and now he’s genuinely, and unfortunately, coming with us. 🥊