does my big juicy bicep excite you

coming to get you

camouflage laundry goblin

making biscuits to cope with reality

why is he

two eligible bachelors

haters will say phil you can’t drink wine but i’m not a hater

pressing tumble dry as we speak

ok why did the woman build an enclosure filled with cat toys in the middle of the house

three years ago my mom brought me home as a foster three years later you can’t get rid of me!!!!! anyway thanks mom i love u 🤍 LETS PARTY!!!

Happy freaky ass white boy wednesday! This week we’re honoring the OG freaky white boy- Chowder!!! 🤍 Leave a comment with your favorite Chowder post below besties !!!!!!!!

why hello there

New gift for Sadie!

cats can have a little coke as a treat ⛷️

slept in here the entire time i made and ate dinner 🥹🥹🥹

What are thooosseeee

im not pregnant just eating good

another day another slay another (foster) kitten

guys do u even know WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!! i am EIGHT pounds not EIGHTEEN

only one cat in this picture !!!