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Ty Griffin

@reallifegriffin

I laugh at my own jokes and sometimes write stories. My first book is on Amazon: amazon.com/dp/B0897TT1YR/…

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Merry Christmas everyone! I know the holidays look a lot different than the traditions that many of us are used to, but I hope today is filled with love and laughter for all of you.

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I haven’t been hungry since Thanksgiving. I should probably just skip eating till like Valentines or something. I won’t, but I should.

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Fair warning: Whenever I’m looking for a name for a new character I just scroll through my followers list until I see one that fits. So some of you may be in one of my stories. I’ll do my best to make you witty and heroic.

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How can carbs be bad for us if they are what brought us our best friends? Donuts and dogs have made our lives better! #science npr.org/sections/thesa…

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Can we all agree that those people that are like “let’s not exchange presents” and then get you something thoughtful and say “oh it’s nothing really I just thought you would like it” but you didn’t get them anything because they said you weren’t doing presents - are the worst?

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I laughed at my dog for being so sad when I wouldn’t let him bring in a stick, it’s absurd to bond so quickly with an inanimate object. But then I realized I named my Roomba “Rosie” from the Jetsons and I apologize when I get in her way.

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Catching up on old episodes of Critical Role podcast. Just listened to the last episode of 2019. Everyone sounded so optimistic about 2020. I just wanted to scream a warning to those poor, naive fools who had no idea what was coming.

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How do you deal with those days that you’re overwhelmed with the idea that no one will ever actually read the stuff you put all that time and energy into? #WritingCommunity

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I posted a new short story on my website. It’s a bit out of my usual wheelhouse and I’d love to hear your thoughts on it. #WritingCommunity #readingcommunity areallifegriffin.wordpress.com/the-death-dirt/

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The New Coffee Pot Paradox: You can’t get caffeine until you get the machine to make coffee, but your brain can’t figure out how to make the new machine work until it’s had caffeine.

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In a world of affliction Vices of pleasure, drink, and dope But my favorite addiction Is the weak one turned hero #trope #vss365