It’s the 1st of March which means there’s only 19 more days until spring. Oooourrghh the rainy season… more water for me and more bugs shall return…. I will be having a feast…..

I’ve been croaking for hours. Where is my wife?

At this pond, we only listen to house music.

Just letting you humans know that you can buy a frog house and I could stay at your garden for a bit. I’ll even take care of those nasty mosquitoes for you.

Everyone is talking about this “source code.” Also why am I square?

Your Uber has arrived.

Moisturize me.

UPDATE: I HAVE FOUND MY WIFE AFTER CROAKING ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The farmer dumped manure into my pond again. I am going to kill him tonight.

You ain’t living your life if it’s not a pond life

fuck

Just whacked my shit funky on a lily pad

To the moose that stepped on my mushroom house, I hope your head gets hung on the wall.

Frogs can fart too

This frog needs one of these fuckers to ride around in at the pond

I think I saw the cow move maybe once to eat some grass today. Though, I can’t say much since I haven’t moved at all.

Stop telling me to cross the road. Do you think I don’t know what frogger is?

Send me your ponds, lakes, streams, etc… I’ll rate them 1-10

.em dloh yam uoY .drawer ruoy si ereH .elddir ym tuo derugif uoY

They look almost as flattering as me