My dreams gotta stop pranking me cause it's making me meet cool new people and then I'm trying to find ways to speak to them outside of my dreams like I'm on some Ouija stuff

Y'all ever just be so drained u sit there and stare?

Lemon.

Using only food to tell you where I grew up: I have decided to show only the good things since we have horrendous cuisine 💔

Sometimes I feel like everyone in the world can read minds except me and y'all are not letting me in on it

Sometimes I forget I shouldn't run so soon after eating. I am dying, worst mistake of my life 💔

I genuinely detest boiled eggs how can anyone prefer these over just cooking them

Every day I wake up n be thankful for my immaculate calf genetics

If you go to a restaurant and sit outside and u smoke at the table I am going to have beef with you GET YOUR SMOKE AWAY FROM ME

ngl sometimes on twitter I just be liking shit for no reason

Real water drinkers can taste the difference between tap and brand water even though water has no taste

yea ok my boring ass I ain't doing these no more

Sometimes I try to walk to the beat of my music and then I realise I look like a newborn penguin

2 of my faves and 5 pookies to do the same! Apples kayro 𓏏𓏏 juni . . . moved adam 🪐

I'm gonna chuck my computer mouse through a window why is it acting like this

Every week I want to participate in anisd and then every week I realise my selfies look like mugshots and I don't participate

I think there's genuinely smth wrong with my hamstrings cause every time I deadlift my hamstrings feel like they're about to snap even at lower weights ☹️

Just had an introductory meeting for my uni and I was zoned out the entire time so I picked up on none of what they said

MY KEYCHAINS FROM shrimpi 🍤 ARRIVED YAAAA Also I got some lil stickers thank you ♥ :]

Lost my phone in the moshpit and now the screen is all fucked up :[