criston cole would wear tf out of this

i thought this was a dm for a second and got rlly confused

“Thanks, Miss Piggy, you make me feel as funny as Eddie Murphy” if a man said this to me I would throw up from laughing it’s so insane

when circumstances permit and someone has done something naughty or rude on the road instead of honking at them or yelling i just try to catch their eye and wag my finger in the “no no” gesture because it’s what i personally would be the most enraged by

locking in

'cersei's kids are bastards' um they clearly got their blonde hair from their great grandma rhaelle+renly is described with green eyes once so it's not impossible for baratheons to have green eyes+tommen looks exactly like robert (fat) keep coping starkcels

my favorite are the games that you could very easily argue actually ARE “woke” because they have extremely obvious messages and then you look at the reason and it’s like “you might encounter a lesbian if you choose to”

quigley nation we made it

the child:

reagan would actually be a really cute girls’ name if it were not very explicitly tied (in the US at least) to ronald