. If I tell a detailed lie about a hybrid animal (part black passerine bird & part Labrador Retriever), would that be an elaborate confabulation about a labcrowdoggiebird conflation?

. Imagine a parody of the Abbott & Costello "Who's on First" comedy routine by a duo known as Habit & Cost Coco (a faux nun and a cocaine addict). You extrapolate from here - I'm off the clock. I hate the United States.

. Thalia Lly Duvall died in 2017. She would have been 21 years old today (July 5, 2022). Here's a photo from July 16, 2014.

. I recognize the personhood of each individual lifeform regardless of kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species. Every individual cat, human, ant, dog, deer, and fish is a person; so is every mosquito, worm, octopus, cetacean, cow, pig, and bear. I am Vegan.

. Alley Cat Duvall passed away on April 6th, 2017 (six years ago today). He was born in 1999 circa October 31st. Alley Cat had a sense of humor. He sometimes gradually nudged me off of a pillow until he had the entire pillow, then started again when I used a different pillow.

. Today I'm observing the seventh birthday of Dusty Miller Duvall; she's named after the dusty miller flower. I'm not sure when Dusty was born; she was a kitten in 2016 when she started visiting the back porch. In recent days, I've been teaching Dusty new-to-her words.

. Novelists and playwrights usually retain ownership of the copyright in their intellectual property. In the future, will screenwriters retain ownership of the copyright in their screenplays? Attention: Writers Guild of America East Writers Guild of America West Written By Magazine TFT at UCLA USC School of Cinematic Arts The Associated Press Irish Film Institute AP Europe

. Approximately two years ago, I decided to stop using the word "bullshit" in ways that connote negativity. I now recognize the personhood of all individuals (including non-humans). "Bullshit" instills a sense of negativity about bulls (who are bovine people). I'm evolving.

. What are the origins of the traditions pertaining to Christmas trees? Trees cleanse the air that people breathe. Trees provide shelter and food for many animals. Can Earth's fragile ecosystems withstand an annual harvest of millions of trees? I worry about air pollution.

. News from circa 2030: Environmental awareness has ended the annual harvest of millions of Christmas trees; now there are many more conifer forests for humans to pollute with discarded plastic bottles. To reduce plastic pollution, cigarette lighters shall be made of paper.

. Additional news from circa 2030: Because the disposable cigarette lighters made of paper were impractical, municipalities around the world have installed flame dispensers that resemble drinking fountains. "Why are you late?" "There was a long line at the cigarette lighter."

. I'm ignorant about chemistry. Would it be possible to build household appliances that synthesize clean water out of hydrogen and oxygen atoms? I worry about the extant water infrastructures. Attention: Department of Chemistry - Ångström Chemistry at Western King's Chemistry Jill Venton Natalie Banerji The Associated Press

. Is a Category .0004 storm essentially a light drizzle? Should I put on galoshes in the event of a Category .002 storm?

. Three Haiku from 2023 written by Daniel S. Duvall Cannibals at a Green and White Delight Place eat blue and yellow eyes. A sadist severs and consumers abductees' legs near a serpent's pool. A murderer sneered, "They're rag dolls." See angels with blood in their white fur.

. Three Haiku from June 2023 written by Daniel S. Duvall Planted and removed: mallets and nails, gore on shoe soles, souvenirs. Who entered this house? A canine called Anubis and his human ass. A child kept a scrapbook of clippings about fires in ghettos.

. Deux Haiku (Dos Haiku) by Daniel S. Duvall (moi) October 23, 2024 Audible sensei(s) arrived and schooled me (Danny) for a bad tantrum. A marsh in the sticks held a mirage of many sunken will-o'-wisps.