The NYU student who took over my lease has owed me $100 for weeks, and when I asked him to pay me, he said he felt bullied and then sent me a Psychology Today article about gaslighting.

I'm starting to think we're just pretty retarded as a community.

And Elon Musk wonders why Twitter usage is at all time highs… here to watch you burn it all down sir!

banks in 1929: well look at how many people want to visit our banks right now

RIP to your hard earned followers FinTwit. See you on Stocktwits where you should have been all along — time to rebuild 😂

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the H1B visa employees who do not have the option to quit.

$44 billion in SWAG

Everyone praised decentralization and deregulation and then all their money is stolen and they want regulators to step in and get it back? L o l — I hope SBF never spends a day in jail and keeps his Bahamas houses and billions. Sorry crypto nerds but reckoning still awaits many.

Some proper coin right there

Musk blaming Apple for his fuck ups now… by Friday, Taco Bell or Betty Crocker will be responsible for Twitter’s downfall.

My entire stream for weeks has been negative comments about Elon Musk and now they have completely disappeared and every other tweet is from someone I don’t follow bootlicking Musk 😂

entire feed is pro Elon Musk tweets, what the fuck is going on?

This tweet looks great on my feed next to an ad for new iPad, pornography and conspiracy theories Tim Cook

Tweets critical of Elon Musk have completely disappeared from my timeline and now all my recommended posts are from his boot lickers and the accounts that he engages with... I am confident the internet simply ceased saying bad things about him.

When you make a new Twitter account, Elon Musk is the first option provided in a list of recommended follows... bug or a feature?

Said no watch collector, ever. This sounds like some dumb shit my wife would say, not a flex.

Just like collecting watches! 🤡

What are two stocks that you currently own and plan to hold "FOREVER"? (One stock must currently pay a dividend, the other must not.)