With the excitement of the CWL playoffs brewing, I have decided to take a break from threatening to nuke North Korea and commentate on the CWL playoffs, Stay tuned!

For starters, the first match we are treated to is the Crooked War Whales making their return to the scene against fellow banned clan WHF. I wish both clans well, but it shows that the failing CWL would rather allow mod clans than clans with high integrity! Pathetic!

Thank you to @ClashScottoria for your service to this country! However, Fake News Rig uses this for bad news, VERY SAD!

Angry Adam is the incompetent head of the non-CWL media, &look how poorly the ClashCup has done. He rather would cry about the "unfair" CWL!

Adam dropped out of the race as media coordinator when Wuxia refused to endorse him, and now is negative on anything CWL.Look at his record!

I can not see why the awful PlexChat app is still around. All hype and no substance - expect it to fail harder than Hillary's candidacy!

.MICHAEL OSSEN is one of the dumbest people I have seen! Very big achievement, considering Crooked Kronos still believe they do not mod!

The very incompetent brg325 of Bad Bing Clan could not even keep own clan alive, and the CWL expects him to keep them alive! Are they blind?

Time2Clash, with an 18% approval rating in CWL, said "a lot of my fellow streamers have spoken out." Really,the admins still don't like you!

Angry Adam,being one of the worst streamers of the CWL,obsesses over whether or not the CWL retweets him! Isn't it clear they dont like you?

It’s very obvious to me that TheDarkKnights are being blackballed from fairplay. Unlike Krapernick however, this blackballing is unjust!

Big congratulations to Golden Goblins on their 69 war win streak. Though most of them came against weak CWL clans, still an accomplishment!

Releasing the JFK Files- but the real news comes when I release the CWL Admin Discord Chat!

Very sad jew peled thinks a parody tweet about a clan is bootlicking! Would do the same for PwC but they lost to a fairplay clan! x.com/peledcoc/statu…

While not at all presidential I must point out that the Loser Lexcorp Clan in CWL Lite was a TOTAL BOMB and was forced to miss playoff! Sad!

To all of those aspiring invite clans out there, 106 stars in a 40v is NOT a way you will survive and win wars at the invite level. STEP UP!

Useless UNKNOWN CLASHER anonymously spews unnecessary statements that have less truth behind them than the fake news that report on me!Sad!

The very sad Rigoletto podcast decided to turn over to a game called Lineage.I tried to play it, but it was easier to win than the election!

The CWL moderators are very bad, constantly bad mouthing people way more important than they are, as well as being unable to determine the rules for their chats! They are very sad, should be replaced!

Just spoke to the President of the Virgin Islands, sorry i mean Angry Adam of Onehive. It appears our talks have soured as he still has me blocked. Though to be honest, his ratings are way down thanks to the #BoycottDiscordSexters campaign! Keep it up!