y’all in a few years when u watch my movie

josh peck’s performance in Oppenheimer…wow

me when I’m smoking weed in the house

I miss that little blue bird. It was a symbol we all shared, childlike and kind of charming. An homage to something natural replaced by a soulless X. What a perfect symbol for the larger problem of our times.

if i was born 30 years earlier and with range i so could’ve done winona ryder’s whole thing

George Santos just left Tim Burchett’s office with a baby in his arms. When asked if it was his baby, he said “not yet.”

gay guys love how pretty i am

a man trying to hit this will always say some shit like yooo I love your fit I’d totally wear that

I do this but with my girls

one pina colada deep about to ask Brody’s mom if she had an epidural

boss just asked me if she has sex hair right now and also if she’s getting fat

waaait tiktok is kind of amazing I just learned how to save someone bleeding out from a stab wound

šrek

enjoying the peace of not being famous while I still have it