It’s like Shaun Murphy has proudly 3D printed a slightly smaller version of himself.

Taiwanese horror comedy Dead Talents Society is apparently now available to watch on Netflix in the UK. Would absolutely recommend it.

Bring your kid to work day at the snooker.

The trend for so many Victorian coastal towns to expand their seafront amenities was largely down to pier pressure.

Who wants to write the screenplay with me? bbc.com/news/articles/…

Someone getting arrested outside in our street right now. Nothing this exciting has happened since that ferret escaped a few years ago.

Dannii Minogue looks like she’s here for the rehearsal #totp

Absolutely classic pop song Torn, 10/10 no notes #totp

Brighouse’s finest, Embrace there #totp

Cheer up Toni love #totp

Help the Aged is one of my favourite Pulp songs. Underrated I feel #totp

Wow, must’ve been a big bird to leave a print that size.

Predicting that the next Clear Score ad will feature the bloke’s partner storming out shouting, ‘You love that dog more than me!’ and him then checking his finances to see if he can fund the divorce.

I find it fascinating that there has been barely any reference in the snooker to the fact that Zhao Xintong won the UK Championship in 2021. I understand why they don’t want to dwell on the reason why he’s currently an amateur though.

Research question for something I’m writing - how well known is the term ‘copping off’ for sexual encounters? It’s not just a northern thing is it?

My teenage daughter just jokingly suggested that using the rest in snooker is woke 🤣

Getting towards the end of our supermarket delivery slot.

🚨 BBC4 are repeating Julia Bradbury’s wonderful series Wainwright’s Walks. On at 7.30pm each evening it seems.

Hey girl are you the conclave? Because you’re really smokin’.

Results of Pope Idol are in.