“per my last email” = fuck you “apologies for the delay” = fuck me “cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked “checking in in this” = i’m fucked “let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this “i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that “respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all

Fun fact: The current president of Guatemala is the son of Guatemala’s first freely elected president, from nearly 80 years ago. He introduced massive social reform, including cracking down on labor abuses. This was good news for Guatemalans. This was bad news for one American

anyone else think "nonfungible" sounds like "cannot be turned into a mushroom"

“$420 Billion” It’s hard to put big numbers in context, like Elon Musk’s net worth. Let’s try: Say you won $10M. You’d be rich, right? $10M to him is like $230 to newly-minted-millionaire you.

Nicholas Kristof pulling zero punches: “By my calculations, Elon Musk probably has a net worth greater than that of the poorest billion people on Earth. Just since Donald Trump’s election, Musk’s personal net worth has grown by far more than the entire annual budget of

The problem isn't gated content. The problem is confusing product-led with product-obsessed—then putting the product-obsessed stuff behind a gate when it's all veneer and no value. Which content play do you think would work better? ||| Option A: You create an "ROI Guide"

Freelance marketing like “can I count my Super Bowl snacks as a business expense?”

Beach trip. My oldest in her element.

I asked a bunch of B2B copy experts to share their advice for content writers and copywriters in 2025 — here’s what they said: ⬇️ writefulcopy.com/blog/advice-co… (Thanks to Brooklin Nash, jackiebarrie, John Paul Hernandez, Giles Edwards also ➡️ @gilesedwards.bsky.social, Masooma | Content Consultant + more.✨)

Busy people working hard all over town, yes, but why did we never stop to ask what kind of sausage he’s making?

Thanks, I hate it.

One person in this room is acting their age.

I'm just here to celebrate this brilliantly funny line from Morning Brew: "The Kendrick-Drake beef for people whose favorite book is 'Sapiens' just got juicier."

It was when my uncle, the most educated person in my family, said birthright citizenship is “crazy” and “no other country allows it” that I realized we were really and truly effed.

Panel interviews

“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.” No matter what the next four years look like, that line is making it into the history books.

Between this and the oft-republished “bad hair day Musk” photo, I think someone at The New York Times is being intentionally petty with the photos they’re choosing. I’m so here for it.