I've never written a spot for Nike Basketball but if I ever do, it will 100% open on the Brooklyn Paramount Theatre.

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩👱‍♂️🟩 not a Wordle, but the guy who created Wordle buried under a pile of NY Times money.

Gonna tell my kids this was The Cure

The first rule of Encanto is…

No more squares. Share your stats, cowards.

Advertising creatives did not sign up to be your hero. It’s our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own purchases.

Anyone who says no to this needs to delete their twitter account and use the 50k on therapy.

Looks like the guy who was fired for the PBR tweet already found a new job.

While everyone else is talking about the QR spot, I will literally pay $100 for a copy of the deck that sold this insane Mercedes spot. youtube.com/watch?v=HSYg-Y…

"...but with a QR code that leads to your website."

the thing is if you’re going to steal an idea, at least steal a good one.

Man…to be a QR code on the wall of Coinbase’s PR team this week.

Surely, any minute now, we’ll hear the outrage on Texas’ trans kids law from all those people who had an issue with the state telling them to mask their kids?

All I’m asking for is 5 minutes in a room alone with the person who selects the pop punk playlists for Kendall Toole rides.

ELTON: Mars ain’t the type of place to raise your kids. ME: Haha totally, Elton John. ELTON: In fact it’s cold as hell. ME: …yeah…it’s an uninhabitable pla—. ELTON: And there’s no one there to raise them if you did. ME: I’m calling CPS.

Confession time. I never read Hey Whipple. I’m so sorry to everyone I lied to over the years. Truth be told I had no idea what you were referencing even though I was nodding along and agreeing that yes, that was a really great tip on how to write headlines.

Hoka’s are the boomer equivalent to gen z and croc’s.