Tiger Woods is tied for 7th? ... Oh wait, sorry, my phone was upside down..

Bat loose on Delta flight, terrifies passengers, plane turns around. Ok, maybe it IS worth it to not have Pelosi fly commercial. #tcot

The little bumps around nipples are Braille for "lick me".

How come 8 glasses of water a day sounds impossible, but 8 beers in a day sounds so manageable?

A hangover is not punishment for drinking too much last night, it's punishment for not continuing to drink in the morning.

If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal models?

Shot 87 golfing at The Ledges Country Club. http://bit.ly/lZVlVC

Shot 90 golfing at The Links at Redstone - The Patriot. http://bit.ly/lirW7H

Listening to whining

At Hunter Watts drinking

Meetings

Excited about wristbands and opening sparkling

Garyvee and hrwatts rock!

Drinking Overture...from Opus

Having a 1993 Ferrari Carano Tresor

92 Caymus Special Select

Had a great day at wet n wild. We are now at wrestlemania.

13 minutes until the show starts.

Back in Atlanta

Watching WLTV