I'm officially done. Huh... Now on to Christmas fun! #fb

After enjoying a few days of unemployment I'm ready to go. #firstday #itsbeenawhile #fb

It's 2016!: Wow, that's the first time I've typed that (correction, that was 5 days ago, I've obviously writte... bit.ly/1Rk4bDz

Playing hangman with a kid who can't spell. This should be interesting... #fb

I know it's like 2 years ago, but I just got a fit bit. Who wants to do a challenge? #fb

My kids are refusing to get dressed and enjoy this beautiful day so I've resorted to cleaning the house. What has my life turned into? #fb

Do people actually like chia or do they just eat it bc it's a "super food"? I've got a 10lb bag thanks to Huge Galdones to get through...#fb

I lopped 7 inches off my hair. I'm pretty sure #norak and I are now sporting matching hairdos. Oops. #fb

You guys, I don't mean to brag but I totally made an edible dinner from scratch without following a recipe. #sortofabigdeal #fb

Dear Nora...: Dear Nora...You are THREE years old... what the heck. You are a bonna fide kid now. You don't fi... bit.ly/22VLkVC

I'm reminded today how much I love coffee. Even bad coffee. #fb

Just took down a lobster like a champ. Summer has officially started. #fb

@kwsu44 I'm so jealous. We don't get polar in Chicago.

@kwsu44 You may have revolutionized my life if I can get it. I only found it on amazon but it was like $30 and I don't love it that much.

Thanks Montreal- It was fast, but fun. Got to see a few people and celebrate 8 years with Huge Galdones at Joe__Manzo. I need a nap! #fb

NoraK already has a list of complaints and the first pitch hasn't been thrown yet. #long9innings #hopethehotdogsareworthit #fb

I've been advised by Huge Galdones to not get street meat in NYC, but it's only $1! #loveabargain #fb

OMG. #fb

My date looks uninterested... quick, tweet something funny!

My blackberry is stuck on the "finalizing setup" when I turned it back on. What do I do?? #fb