Germans wouldn’t even understand card, forget about Apple Pay 🤣

I’ve decided to love Duolingo for what it is, rather than to hate it for what it isn’t

Every Central and Eastern European capital 😂

Sound design is so sick. I was with a Parisian friend on Saturday (August 31st). When we got on the bus, she said out of nowhere “you don’t have an annual subscription?” I don’t, in fact, have an annual subscription but I thought the monthly one I bought in August would

It fucking kills me that the “business” is McDonald’s hahaha

Expect content like this 😅🚲

My least fav advertising tactic is cranking up the volume on a YouTube ad. I permaban myself from ever buying from any offenders immediately…

The whole Prénom/Nom dynamic in French still has my brain in a pretzel. Just told someone my first name is Crane 😅

Having a very American morning in Paris. Started my day by watching Chiefs-Ravens highlights and then went directly to Starbucks 😂🇺🇸

It’s been a while, old friend

Going out on a Bateaux Moche for the first time tonight

I find my “uneven” mastery of French maddening. Like I do some B2 stuff perfectly but with some A2 stuff I have no idea…