In a parallel universe, there's a version of me who's got all his ducks in a row. Too bad I'm over here trying to herd cats.

Why is it that every time I find the key to happiness they change the locks? I gotta get me the lock picking lawyer

Why don’t we try to train more dogs to be like Scooby-Doo, we could completely disband the police force. I ain’t ever seen Scooby NOT catch a bad guy.

Oh a normal little tickle on my leg it must be SO MANY SPIDERS

Experts warn that by 2025 over 50% of conversations will just be people saying "that's crazy. crazy? I was crazy once” back and forth to each other.

I eat all this food and for why. Just to shit? Just to have excremental excrement excrete excrementally? If you truly have free will, stop pooping.

Eye poopt n shiddid n fardid so lowd i woek all mi houssmayts up trew storee

Why is there a person shaving in the public bathroom… and I’m not talking about their face

Was the saying “two heads are better than one” made up by a misogynist or talking about a devils three way… We may never know

I’m gonna own a bar one day named “Chicken” so that the people working there can be called Chicken tenders instead of bartenders

Obligatory twitter post to prove I still exist

TAKING A SHOT EVERY TIME THE POLICE KILL ME IN GTA. LIVE NOW TWITCH.TV/IMAGINERC

PLAYING THE LAST OF US FOR THE FIRST TIME LIVE ON STREAM RIGHT NOW (For YouTube) TWITCH.TV/IMAGINERC

Live on Twitch playing Modded Minecraft Hardcore because regular hardcore wasn’t hard enough trust trust trust buff.ly/4ccKHfH

These two screenshots were taken within 30 minutes of each other on my stream tonight…

Real-life Shiganshina (Nördlingen, Germany) is a MUST SEE for any AOT fans

MY NEW UNIVERSITY TV SHOW IS RECORDING TONIGHT ON MY STREAM - MINECRAFT CREATIVE BUILDING COMPETITION BASED ON CHATS SUGGESTIONS. BE THERE. Twitch.tv/ImagineRC