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#punkrocksaveslives gives a fuck and so should you! Look out for your brothers and sisters, and remember kids, always challenge the status quo!

Just happy to be repping my new Pilfers shirt. Have a good day y'all.

Probably didn't think you'd be fappin' to Martha Stuart anytime soon, did ya?

Sometimes I do the rock 'n' roll. @Size5s_mke The Very Famous X-Ray Arcade MKEPunk

Somebody asked me to fax them something today and it's got me all fucked up.

It doesn't matter how many lanes there are, people are still the problem.

If I could bet against myself, I would probably be a millionaire by now.

It's getting to the point where I think I'd rather starve than go grocery shopping.

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Who in their right mind wants to feel good all the time?

I like to relax and listen to Gutalax.

Have you ever looked at a salad in your fridge and get pissed off about it? Like, fuck you salad. Get out of here.

Why has everyday become the dumb shit fucking Olympics?

When I was young I was happy, now I've seen too much.

You probably could have made a difference with all that money you spent on tattoos lol

There’s always something fucked up about everything these days. A book by Ryan Larsh

Why are people always in such a big hurry just to do some stupid shit?

Whoever thought the general public could check out their own groceries terribly overestimated their capabilities.

Living in the pre-cum of the apocalypse