Why do I even read this stuff....not how I should start my FriYeah!

$4.99 to Buy or $3.99 to Rent...on principle alone I have to buy, right? #classic #duh #thebest #utahgimmietwo #68%morelike100%

OMFG....YES! #1!!! Take that NYC..eat shit Chicago...I guess I’m coming to Valleyfair for the next epic Vikes game. Who knew?!?

I think my favorite part of having HBO (#humblebrag) is turning on the HBO comedy channel and finding gold. I just cracked a beer and stumbled into Billy Madison. #areyougoingtothemalllaterthatswhatimasking

It’s the mid-90’s and you’re lucky enough to be in the crowd as they film the 10th and final event in the competition between Eric Gordon and Billy Madison. The stories you could tell. #thepuppywholosthisway

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Anthony Edwards is the best

Still watching Jurassic Park, my wife "shit, there is no way she could outrun that dinosaur, this movie is so unrealistic"...#drunkwife

This is random....but Kingpin is a fantastic movie...my Friday nights are so different now...

It's amazing how awesome the first Die Hard movie is...shows how terrible the future sequels really were...now I'm up 'till 1AM...F!

Die Hard thoughts....when I was 10, the idea of the Family Matters guy in the movie was cool...I'm 34 now and it's not as cool anymore..

Cont'd Die Hard Thoughts..old school action movies are the best, the portrayal of the United States F.B.I is comical...as if they're so dumb

Cont'd Die Hard Thoughts...Alan Rickman is under appreciated, Hans Gruber and Sheriff of N-Ham are two incredible roles, classic bad guy!

Cont'd Die Hard Thoughts....the Man of the Night...it's a shame John and Holly cont'd to have martial problems..#stud

Final Die Hard Thoughts...great movie, still holds up and who knew the Limo Driver would be so critical...#bedtime

My son Parker is really into Batman (awesome) but now he's got me watching the 🤡 Batman & Robin. This is an awful movie.

My son Parker found The Simpsons on TV tonight (awesome), I was in 4th grade when this show first aired. I started 30th grade this fall.

@JamesMDilly that's the most shocking thing I've seen on Twitter in a really LONG time...its fvcking Die Hard man!!

Just got back from a weekend in New Orleans to see my old friend Tom Cruise and discuss a little Top Gun 2.

The original Dumb & Dumber...in a lot of ways...changed my life. This new movie is horrendous, what a terrible disgrace...