Hey guys hows everyone doing. Curiously, Pork.

Otw to whataburger never had it before hopefully it’s good. Drunk and horny, Pork.

Putting a MIP out on this little piggy John “Pork” Razorback. Last seen: $2 Tuesday. Please reach out if you see him.

Shitty vodka and skynard. Can’t get much better, Pork.

Beautiful morning on campus not hot sun is shining. Need a beer and a beautiful Southern woman. Lets have a day, Pork.

Beautiful morning up here in Fayetteville excited to get drunk and watch football again later. Have a day everyone, Pork.

At chuys having a strawberry margarita. Been a great day, Pork.

Once again a beautiful morning up here in Fayetteville. Looking forward to football and a cold beer tonight. Seize the day, Pork.

Beautiful morning walking around campus listening to good music gonna have some drinks later. Regards, Pork.

First of all I’m horny second of all Taylen Green blows. I’m pissed, Pork.

Yea this will do. Drunk and horny, Pork.

Drinking shitty scotch and listening to skynyrd. Great Monday, Pork.

Playing Skyrim hitting the pen. I love Tuesdays, Pork.

300 followers! Thank you to everyone who has supported me. As always drunk and horny, Pork.

Beautiful morning got some great sleep last night ready to seize the day. Football is on later I’m getting hammered, Pork.

Haven’t been active today what’s everyone getting into tonight? Curiously, Pork.

Good morning everyone. Regards, Pork.

Who left this on my desk?