Everyday I see you, I pray to God to give me plenty money, but make I no be money miss road like you.

When yoy score 2 in common entrance exam and become a Governor. This is the outcome.🤣😆😂

Children wey you wan kee with hunger🙄

SouthSouth Darker Skinn_⏱_ FIFA World Cup

A giant dildo

When people abused me on the coastal road matter, now they all see I was fighting for justice. I am on the right side of history always

FG Dumps Coastal Road Realignment After Destroying Landmark, Other Multimillion Dollars Businesses

You wey need help

INEC Count - 1, 2, 3, 333, 344, 345, 1000.

EFCC = Yahoo Police
Where is Yahaya Bello???😏

Olodo😏

Moral Lesson:
1. No be who first call police dey win case
2. Whatever you do in this life, make money.

3 homes in 3 different cities.

SKALES “Police is your friend”
My friend nor go fit do me wetin police don do me for this life.

Your job description is to lie on behalf of the most corrupt police force on the planet. Keep up the good work👍

Incase you're wondering who was responsible for the condom shortage of '04

Just did the maths. There are 60secs in 1min. 919 men in 12hrs means every man was in there for 47secs. Either all the men had erectile dysfunction, or none of the men came.

If we go to war with even Chad, all those expired aircrafts that you listed, will be blown to pieces in 24hrs.

You're the first yoruba guy I've seen who's opinion aren't totally idiotic. Wole Soyinka is Prof. Agbaya

Make up sex after this battle is fantastic

Obiasogu David This is the only government that tries to dim light at anything successful and still working in this country. All they know how to do is to BAN and BAN until there’s nothing left to BAN