When you're picking apartments, never pick an apartment next to a hospital because hobos live next to hospitals

"Ray, do you like dogs?" "No. I don't like them, I don't dislike them."

People will be like "Damn this is better than the second coming of Jesus, its the first coming of personal cloud" Whats so funny? Im serious

Instead of DJs at Demo Day, can we have jugglers?

When you do 5 things you always do it mediocrely, when you do 1 thing you always do it well.

Having blood sugar is very important and simple fruit juice serves that function well #drraywang

We're lions and lions can not be caged.

Alex you're so good at sexually suggestive jokes, that's like your forte. If I could name one skill you excel at, it's that

Google's founders went to Burning Man. We should have gone to Burning Man.

I'm really into punching and kicking things

I would never do slide creation as a job. It would be the most annoying job ever

I can't picture Brian Malkerson being smarter than me, it's very hard in my mind

I poll badly with Caucasian and Hispanics girls, but well with black girls

Steve Jobs did LSD so it's good

All of NYC SeedStart should be on adderall.

Google cars are really good for terrorists, no sacrifice

For girls to have the best odds they should be really short

I'm never illogical

You know what's a great idea for a restaurant? Food that looks like landscapes.

Like for Asian food, it's be a feng shui landscape. For French food, it could be a meat castle or something