Introducing you to Mamadou Coulibaly. Signed for £875k as an 18-year old from ASEC, spent a year out on loan before becoming club captain and taking Xanthi from Greek title hopefuls to multi-year Champions League domination. 10-time Ballon D’Or winner. Retired aged 37. Legendary.

What a moment #VolleysSweetly #Rees

You campaigned to leave the EU, giving credence to those who did the same, then post video like this? Complaining that an EU scheme is under threat when we leave the EU? I followed you because I thought you were the only sensible choice for PM. Credibility = gone

My all-time footballing hero. Can’t be beaten.

Nice 👍

Classy statement signalling the end of an era. Thanks for the memories @LeeJohnsonCoach

Can’t wait to see Messi join the Premier League and take his rightful place in Joe Bryan’s pocket 😉 Joe Bryan

“Chilling” is definitely the word. What are we doing? What have we become?

“Smoking a kipper” too good, just too good 😂 Football Ramble Marcus Speller

This.

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Love this. Dream big!

Oh hey WIFE! 🍻

Mr. UEFA Champions League is at it again! Cristiano Ronaldo 🌟 #MUFC | #UCL

This is some seriously wholesome content.

Today’s Football Ramble episode was outstanding - had me in stitches throughout! Luke Pete Donaldson & Marcus Speller on spectacular form! My giddy aunt.

Find a goal video with a more satisfying “ball hitting back of the net” sound. I’ll wait.

After 10+ years of listenership I’ve finally done the honourable thing and become a Friend of the Ramble. It’s least I can do for the countless hours of laughs and entertainment provided by the lads at Football Ramble. May the barns continue to be burned, and Aunts forever giddy.

The Football Ramble mailbag question about “best sounds in football” reminded me of this old tweet of mine - delightful 👌 Luke Andy Brassell Vithushan Ehantharajah