Me explaining to my grandma why she is seeing me shitfaced for the first time #ohfuckmanimfuckingdrunk

Hit up the wall with my boys today. #haveubeentothewall Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh, here she comes) She's a maneater (Oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh, here she comes) She's a maneater

Lost 20$ on a full house to a four of a kind #itsdarkestjustbeforedawn

I dabbled in the alcohol today. It was fun. #pandaexpresschundee

#pandaexpresschundee

Thanks for nothing J Slim Burner

You got it Dragon #ilikemakingsexwithyou

I got something to share with you, I’m getting a chubby right now, because this is one of the most awesome experiences of my life!!

You probably didn’t hear about it because I went under the name Mike huncho

Why do you listen to the tv with the stereo on? Cause I like to party

What’s up brothers☝️I had a dream about my pet rhino last night, let’s grab a beer or several sometime

Red wings Gino!! Holy dick and balls is this some kind of interactive art piece #ginnnooooo

Today’s going about as well as a sandpaper dildo

Wolves to the finals. Go back to your horses. #wewantluka #Nazreid #blackjesus #inthedawghouse

NAAAAZZZZ #thechickennuggets

Welcome to #cancoon

You Neva been to minnesota #bringyoass

What’s up twitter?? I’m horny as hell, but I got a couple more in me#letsgethorny

I’m the magic johnson to your aids #horny

I should drive to #tacobell (I’vehad5-30drinks)