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(horniest I've ever been voice) so you were in my dream last night

i AM the one who got away i don’t HAVE one who got away

thats right

my god

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just reread an interview i did while blasted out of my noodle on cocaine and burst out laughing at the disclaimer 'this interview has been edited and condensed for clarity.' yeah i bet it has!

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Blurbed by moi .. I love to blurb…

sometimes my elderly little dog is afraid to do something and looks to me for help. so i scratch her ears, and that always gives her the courage. no YOURE crying

it has come to my attention that at least one person has cranked hog to this post

if you have your age in your bio do you change it every year or do i need to do math based on when you joined twitter to figure out how old you really are. no, you know what, i don't care